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  1. goodforyou

    Candice

    Oh I guess it worked when I hit submit, thought I was doing something wrong. Candice is kinda pretty for being old but the hair has gotta go.
  2. goodforyou

    Candice

    This Candace? How in the heck do you add a picture here?
  3. goodforyou

    Affairs of the heart

    *The 1st Affair: * > > A married man was having an affair with his secretary. > > One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, > they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. > > The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside > and rub them in the grass and dirt. > > He put on his shoes and drove home. > > 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. > > 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my > secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' > > 'You lying bastard! > > You've been playing golf!' > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > The 2nd Affair: > > A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked > about having a son. > > They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. > > The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. > > The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. > > He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. > > He told his wife, 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. > Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been > fooling around behind my back?' > > The wife smiled sweetly and replied, Not this time!' > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > The 3rd Affair: > > A mortician was working late one night. > > He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made > a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had > ever seen! > > 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow > you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must! be > saved for posterity.' > > So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. > > 'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his > wife, opening his briefcase. > > 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!!' > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > The 4th Affair: > > A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening > the front door > 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' > > She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. > > 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' > > 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. > > 'Oh it's a statue.' she replied. 'The Smith's bought one and I liked > it so much I got one for us, too.' > > No more was said, not even when they went to bed. > > Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned > with a sandwich and a beer. > > 'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two > days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing.' > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > The 5th Affair: > > A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. > > 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' > > 'One Cent?' the man thought. > > He glanced at the menu and asked, 'How much for a nice juicy steak > and a bottle of wine?' > > 'A nickel,' the barman replied. > > 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' > > The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.' > > The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' > > The bartender replied, > > 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.' > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > The 6th Affair: > > Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. > > He looked up and said weakly, 'I have something I must confess.' > > 'There's no need to,' his wife replied. > > 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your > sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' > > 'I know, I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
  4. goodforyou

    IP blocked

    Maybe your employer has a block on it.
  5. How could and why would anyone live in such conditions? Aren't there any other apartments in the Binghamton area? I'm sure those who have allowed pictures to be taken are on DSS and have a free ride so complain, complain complain. Obviously those tiles on the floor in the one apartment were like that when this person moved in, why not scrub them a bit, clean your counters, oven and for gods sake clean the damn floors and maybe you will see just a tad bit of what cleanliness can do to your surroundings. The black mold, well I've never dealt with it but know it isn't a good thing and if my home had mold in it the last thing I would do is take the time to complain about it, I would be more worried about the welfare of my children and get the hell out. Go to a motel and charge the landlord for it(yes this is possible), If in fact you are on DSS get on the phone with them and do what is right for your children. Better yet get a job and pay for your housing, maybe just then you will see what it is like to live in a suitable home. BTW If my home was looking like this and I was going to have someone take photos to show to the public, I would of at least made it look as if we were clean people living in DELETED but none of these homes looked to be very clean at all. ICKY
  6. I know someone who went there today for some reason hmm. No all kidding aside he was going to Gary's and Weitsmans but from what I understand this place here pays more, I see so many people doing junk these days it's pathetic. Get a real job where you get a weekly check instead of relying on others junk to make a buck. @
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    Anyone want to go out Sat

    Well of course I would, even though I don't have to as you should be able to see the woodchuck in me without the costume. @
  8. goodforyou

    sledge hammer break ins

    The Press & Sun sucks since they redid their site. I buy the paper now, I don't really care about all those blogs and other BS they have on the site. @
  9. goodforyou

    Anyone want to go out Sat

    Yes it is but we are in Binghamton, lived there in 1997 and have never changed my email address. Phoenix thanks for all the information.
  10. goodforyou

    Anyone want to go out Sat

    Actually neither of us are 47. I am 31 and he is just a tad bit older.
  11. goodforyou

    Anyone want to go out Sat

    Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor anymore? No I don't want to stay home Saturday night, I am going to go out and have a good time with those who just might have some sort of humor in them.
  12. goodforyou

    Anyone want to go out Sat

    So I was sent a message telling me to ignore those who have nothing good to say, I am going to try my hardest but if anyone wants to get ahold of me my email is goodforyou18847@aol.com And no the numbers do not represent a zip code, they are the ages of my children.
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    Anyone want to go out Sat

    My goodness. I would of never thought that posting here would make me a woodchuck, thats ok though I don't mind being thought of as a woodchuck because I know what I am.
  14. goodforyou

    Does any one know?

    I would strongly suggest them, they have some really good chicken. @
  15. goodforyou

    Anyone want to go out Sat

    Well thats ok if I don't get responses, some people have already mentioned a few places to go. No I'm not a woodchuck but if thats what you want to think then so be it.
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