City Finally Shutting Down Collier Parking Ramp Before Somebody Gets Crushed

[Bingoloid]

http://981thehawk.com/city-preparing-to-close-binghamton-parking-garage/

 

Now I'm going to have to find a new "makeout point" for late night misadventures.

 

I guess some people are going to find a new parking place, too.

[Property & Casualty]

That structure is beyond repair. It's really a shame that it's been allowed to decay this badly.

[uncle buck]

It's like everything in this city, long gone! I'm surprised the ramp is still standing! Must be its on Viagra!

[The Wanker]

That structure is beyond repair. It's really a shame that it's been allowed to decay this badly.

Is that a dick joke?

[BubbaGump]

Remember when they use to have bands play. There? Hell that ramp and the other two have been needing replacement since Crab was in office. They need to replace them with eight story enclosed parking garages. End the parking problem and get rid of the private management.

[The Wanker]

Remember when they use to have bands play. There? Hell that ramp and the other two have been needing replacement since Crab was in office. They need to replace them with eight story enclosed parking garages. End the parking problem and get rid of the private management.

Spelled Crabb wrong.

 

'Zat you Dick?

[27 Time World Champions]

Is that a dick joke?

Post of the year candidate

[BubbaGump]

Gee wiz Mr Wizard mosquito dick that's the least of my problems, do you need to borrow a magnifying glass? You must be tired of looking for it WANK.

[thomas]

Pray tell, where oh where will they pee and puke now?

[BubbaGump]

On wanker just like they always do

[The Wanker]

Somebody has a man crush on me.

[BubbaGump]

You should talk you sorry ass! Is that all you got? I hardly have a crush on someone who calls himself "The WANKER"

[ginger]

LOL Mayor David, re: The Bob Joseph show... "the ulterior parking?" Nice Freudian slip. Wasn't there a judges ruling over the summer that the ramp has to provide parking for the property/student expansion across the street? Does this have something to do with that because that certainly would be an ulterior motive for shutting the ramp down.

 

Just wondering.....

[Bingoloid]

LOL Mayor David, re: The Bob Joseph show... "the ulterior parking?" Nice Freudian slip. Wasn't there a judges ruling over the summer that the ramp has to provide parking for the property/student expansion across the street? Does this have something to do with that because that certainly would be an ulterior motive for shutting the ramp down.

 

Just wondering.....

 

I don't see why there would be accusations of an ulterior motive.

 

The ramp is dangerous. All of the ramps are dangerous. The area's infrastructure is hopelessly outdated, even by the standards of the rest of the country.

 

One ramp just pancaked. Another ramp dumped concrete onto the sidewalk a few years ago. These all should have been bulldozed a decade ago.

[toe2toe]

I just heard from a VERY reliable source that they are going to tear down that ramp and put in an IKEA

[ginger]

psst Bing... I'm just having a little fun with the mayor over his verbal slip up. Nevertheless, what happened to the proposed ramp plans? Let me see if I can find that thread.

[SNSD]

LOL Mayor David, re: The Bob Joseph show... "the ulterior parking?" Nice Freudian slip. Wasn't there a judges ruling over the summer that the ramp has to provide parking for the property/student expansion across the street? Does this have something to do with that because that certainly would be an ulterior motive for shutting the ramp down.

 

Just wondering.....

 

 

I don't see why there would be accusations of an ulterior motive.

 

The ramp is dangerous. All of the ramps are dangerous. The area's infrastructure is hopelessly outdated, even by the standards of the rest of the country.

 

One ramp just pancaked. Another ramp dumped concrete onto the sidewalk a few years ago. These all should have been bulldozed a decade ago.

 

For what it's worth, I think you are both correct.

[FormerSomeone]

"ulterior parking?" Nice Freudian slip.

 

Classic.