Guest Henny Youngman Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 I'll start: According to the FBI wiretap, they had the transcript, Gov. Spitzer was listed as Client No.9. No. 9? He's the governor, who were the eight guys in front of him? You'd think as governor, you'd at least get to go first. This is the guy who vowed to clean up New York. But to be fair, he did bring prostitution to its knees one girl at a time. Eliot Spitzer admitted publicly that he was involved in a prostitution ring, which means Hillary Clinton, now, only the second angriest wife in the state of New York. Here's some great news, today they found the source of all global warming in America -- New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer's pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Guest Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 I'll start: According to the FBI wiretap, they had the transcript, Gov. Spitzer was listed as Client No.9. No. 9? He's the governor, who were the eight guys in front of him? You'd think as governor, you'd at least get to go first. This is the guy who vowed to clean up New York. But to be fair, he did bring prostitution to its knees one girl at a time. Eliot Spitzer admitted publicly that he was involved in a prostitution ring, which means Hillary Clinton, now, only the second angriest wife in the state of New York. Here's some great news, today they found the source of all global warming in America -- New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer's pants You must have watched Leno last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Spitzer or Swallows?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'll start: According to the FBI wiretap, they had the transcript, Gov. Spitzer was listed as Client No.9. No. 9? He's the governor, who were the eight guys in front of him? You'd think as governor, you'd at least get to go first. This is the guy who vowed to clean up New York. But to be fair, he did bring prostitution to its knees one girl at a time. Eliot Spitzer admitted publicly that he was involved in a prostitution ring, which means Hillary Clinton, now, only the second angriest wife in the state of New York. Here's some great news, today they found the source of all global warming in America -- New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer's pants My friend once told me he was telling the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slowpoke Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'll start: According to the FBI wiretap, they had the transcript, Gov. Spitzer was listed as Client No.9. No. 9? Charlie Sheen was listed as clients 1-8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chuck Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'll start:According to the FBI wiretap, they had the transcript, Gov. Spitzer was listed as Client No.9. No. 9? Charlie Sheen was listed as clients 1-8. Chuck Norris is number 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Actually it is really not a joke and is very sad for NY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Actually it is really not a joke and is very sad for NY. Shut up, square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 How do you slow down a prostitute? Put a governor on her........ ha ha - get it - governor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 I need to hire a consultant and hold a summit to come up with a spitzer joke. Or, maybe I can steal a spitzer joke from another city? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 I need to hire a consultant and hold a summit to come up with a spitzer joke. Or, maybe I can steal a spitzer joke from another city? [/quot Brilliant new bumper sticker: Gorgeous Spitzer. ooo I am so creative I think I must open an art gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbrutis1 Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 You must have watched Leno last night. Did anyone happen to save Lettermans Top 10 list about Spitzer that they could re-post here? I missed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Actually it is really not a joke and is very sad for NY. Actually, I did not vote for Spitzer. I think Paterson was a chump who Spitzer dragged with him everywhere he went. But I think he may actually be a good guy. I am willing to give him a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbrutis1 Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Actually it is really not a joke and is very sad for NY. Very true. But the sadder part is that Spitzer is not the 1st & he wont be the last to get caught with his pants down. It depends if the press does or doesnt like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Actually it is really not a joke and is very sad for NY. I think NY is very sad... What a hole.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Matt Ryan standing behinf him with his head up his arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Very true. But the sadder part is that Spitzer is not the 1st & he wont be the last to get caught with his pants down. It depends if the press does or doesnt like you The IRS opened the can-o-Spitz-worms when they started looking at suspicious money transfers. Spitz certainly knew what the laws were, he helped write them. He knew how to not get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss Youman Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Gee, Elliot, you missed my arabic tattoos. I'm Al Qaeda. Sorry honey. Got ya ! Signed, Miss Dupre (or whatever my alias is today) LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Warrior Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 How do you slow down a prostitute? Put a governor on her........ ha ha - get it - governor Most excellent!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 How do you slow down a prostitute? Put a governor on her........ ha ha - get it - governor I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BC Voice of Reason Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Heard this on Conan, and thought it was pretty good: Because Eliot Spitzer is resigning as Governor of New York, that means Hillary Clinton has lost another superdelegate. On the bright side: Bill Clinton has gained a super wing man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 I don't get it. A governer is a thing used to make sure a vehicle doesn't exceed a certain speed. Some rentals have them built in as well as some moving trucks and stuff of that nature. I'm pretty sure you can burn one out if you want to speed bad enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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