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I was sitting here lamenting all the energy that's being wasted over Spitzer's demise, and I asked myself, what good can come of this? Just like one of those self-help tapes, I said, how can I turn this into something positive?

 

Well, the answer hit me right about the time my thoughts were drifting back to what a hooker's gotta do to be worth the kind of money Elliot was shelling out, our town needs a high class prostitution service to attract all these rich and powerful guys. That Ed guy could run it out of that hotel he keeps asking about downtown. I will audition the girls to make sure they're worth the money. There's gotta be at least 8 of them left out there. If we could steal half of those clients, that would be $320,000 a year coming into the city.

 

Barb Fiala now owes me $175,000 for the consulting services rendered. Where do I collect?

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My question is, apparently there was something that prostitue would NOT do for the $4,300. What kind of Freak is Spitzer anyway and what was he asking her to do??? :unsure:

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My question is, apparently there was something that prostitue would NOT do for the $4,300. What kind of Freak is Spitzer anyway and what was he asking her to do??? :unsure:

 

This will probably come out in the near future! How factual - who knows! Maybe something really weird and or disgusting????

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This will probably come out in the near future! How factual - who knows! Maybe something really weird and or disgusting????

oprah's producers have probably already booked her on the show.

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I was sitting here lamenting all the energy that's being wasted over Spitzer's demise, and I asked myself, what good can come of this? Just like one of those self-help tapes, I said, how can I turn this into something positive?

 

Well, the answer hit me right about the time my thoughts were drifting back to what a hooker's gotta do to be worth the kind of money Elliot was shelling out, our town needs a high class prostitution service to attract all these rich and powerful guys. That Ed guy could run it out of that hotel he keeps asking about downtown. I will audition the girls to make sure they're worth the money. There's gotta be at least 8 of them left out there. If we could steal half of those clients, that would be $320,000 a year coming into the city.

 

Barb Fiala now owes me $175,000 for the consulting services rendered. Where do I collect?

 

 

LMAO!!!!! Classic! :lol:

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