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2008 Rebate


Guest Elliot Spitzer

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Guest Elliot Spitzer

As you may be aware, the Bush Administration indicated that many of us will soon get a nice rebate.

 

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

 

 

If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs

 

 

If we spend it on fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala.

 

 

If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan.

 

 

If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan, and none of it will help the American economy.

 

 

We need to keep that money here in America; & the only way to keep that money here at home is

to spend it on prostitutes and beer ... since those are the few businesses still in the US.

 

My name is Elliot Spitzer, and I approved this ad.

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