My Clemens Song

[Guest Guest]

I Got chicks claimin they they got laid

 

Got the cancelled checks that proved that I paid

 

the cameras rollin and i stare and say

 

Hey I'm doing alright.

 

Yeah I think call me that country chick

 

She was 15 when she saw my dick

 

i'm the rocket i don't give a frick

 

No Im just doin' alright

 

 

 

And it's a great day to be alive

 

I know the suns still shinin' when I tell my lies

 

There's some hard times in the neigborhood

 

But why can't every day be just this good?

 

 

 

It's been 15 years since I met Jose

 

Was i at his house party?, i say no way,

 

Brian and Andy turned me in

 

Ohhh I hope their doin' alright.

 

Now I look in the mirror and what do I see?

 

A big fat phony ... starin' back at me,

 

As far in denial as can be,

 

Lord I guess he's doin' alright

 

 

 

And it's a great day to be alive

 

I know the suns still shinin' when I tell my lies

 

There's some hard times in the neigborhood

 

But why can't every day be just this good?

 

 

 

Sometimes its lonely

 

Sometimes its only me and

 

The steroids that fill this room,

 

Sometimes I'm fallin' desperately callin'

 

Howlin' at the moon

 

 

 

Ahhhwwoooooo! Ahhhwooooooo!

 

 

 

Well I might go get me a new excuse

 

Set myself for even more abuse

 

Might even admit that i was on the juice...

 

 

 

Ahhhwwoooooo! Ahhhwooooooo!

 

 

 

And it's a great day to be alive

 

I know the suns still shinin' when I tell my lies

 

There's some hard times in the neighborhood

 

But why can't every day be just this good?

 

 

 

And it's a great day to be alive

 

I know the sun's still shinin' when I tell my lies

 

There's some hard times in the neigborhood

 

But why can't every day be just this good?

[26TimeWorldChampions]

Only in America can you go from being a living legend to a complete joke in such a short period of time. The latest I heard was Roger hit on John Daly's wife and the wife of Brutus the Barber Beefcake. You can't make this stuff up folks.