Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 The dragnet is closing in, buddy. You better surrender before they get ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Change? Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Ya gots change fer a $100 bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sgt. Joe Friday Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 The dragnet is closing in, buddy. You better surrender before they get ya. Tuesday, April 1, it was warm but overcast in the city. We received word from a Mrs. Wendy McDonald that a JC cop investigating the case had been drowned. It turned out he drowned himself in tartar sauce, but not before sending every law enforcement officer in the county on a manhunt for two fictitious assailants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Tuesday, April 1, it was warm but overcast in the city. We received word from a Mrs. Wendy McDonald that a JC cop investigating the case had been drowned. It turned out he drowned himself in tartar sauce, but not before sending every law enforcement officer in the county on a manhunt for two fictitious assailants. And then it hit him. April 1 is opening day of fishing season in New York. AH HA thought the detective. Now the plot thickens. This might be some sort of corporate marketing ploy to draw attention to the fish sandwich on opening day. Better call headquarters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Its the same M.O. as the notrious Mcdonald land villian - HAMBuRGLAR ! Maybe his tastes have changed to fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Shouldn't be a hard crime to solve. Look for a dude with fish-breath in a sweater vest. Prolly works as a programmer somewhere, or maybe as a professor at BCC or BU. Nerd-alert! Nerd-alert!!!!!!! His fingers are prolly still greasy too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Shouldn't be a hard crime to solve. Look for a dude with fish-breath in a sweater vest. Prolly works as a programmer somewhere, or maybe as a professor at BCC or BU. Nerd-alert! Nerd-alert!!!!!!! His fingers are prolly still greasy too! JC detectives have issued a description of the suspect. Around 3'5" wearing all black (over a sweater vest) with strange looking black hat, cape and mask. Suspect scampers around wildly mumbling about hamburgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentBlack Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 But he panicked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 It's a freaking monkey, trust me, I've had experience with this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julia Allison Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Just spotted a late model black Mercedes S500 with tartar sauce dripping down the driver's door at the corner of Jarvis and Clinton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 99 Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 It's the same guy that stabbed the cop in the cemetery. Ha Ha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Shouldn't be a hard crime to solve. Look for a dude with fish-breath in a sweater vest. Prolly works as a programmer somewhere, or maybe as a professor at BCC or BU. Nerd-alert! Nerd-alert!!!!!!! His fingers are prolly still greasy too! Prolly a carpenter or something I would think....maybe even drives a cadillac @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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