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The dragnet is closing in, buddy. You better surrender before they get ya.

 

Tuesday, April 1, it was warm but overcast in the city.

 

We received word from a Mrs. Wendy McDonald that a JC cop investigating the case had been drowned. It turned out he drowned himself in tartar sauce, but not before sending every law enforcement officer in the county on a manhunt for two fictitious assailants.

 

 

 

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Tuesday, April 1, it was warm but overcast in the city.

 

We received word from a Mrs. Wendy McDonald that a JC cop investigating the case had been drowned. It turned out he drowned himself in tartar sauce, but not before sending every law enforcement officer in the county on a manhunt for two fictitious assailants.

 

And then it hit him. April 1 is opening day of fishing season in New York. AH HA thought the detective. Now the plot thickens.

This might be some sort of corporate marketing ploy to draw attention to the fish sandwich on opening day. Better call headquarters.

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Shouldn't be a hard crime to solve. Look for a dude with fish-breath in a sweater vest. Prolly works as a programmer somewhere, or maybe as a professor at BCC or BU. Nerd-alert! Nerd-alert!!!!!!!

 

His fingers are prolly still greasy too!

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Shouldn't be a hard crime to solve. Look for a dude with fish-breath in a sweater vest. Prolly works as a programmer somewhere, or maybe as a professor at BCC or BU. Nerd-alert! Nerd-alert!!!!!!!

 

His fingers are prolly still greasy too!

 

JC detectives have issued a description of the suspect. Around 3'5" wearing all black (over a sweater vest) with strange looking black hat, cape and mask. Suspect scampers around wildly mumbling about hamburgers.

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Guest Julia Allison

Just spotted a late model black Mercedes S500 with tartar sauce dripping down the driver's door at the corner of Jarvis and Clinton.

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Shouldn't be a hard crime to solve. Look for a dude with fish-breath in a sweater vest. Prolly works as a programmer somewhere, or maybe as a professor at BCC or BU. Nerd-alert! Nerd-alert!!!!!!!

 

His fingers are prolly still greasy too!

 

Prolly a carpenter or something I would think....maybe even drives a cadillac

 

 

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