a little joke

[Guest smile!]

Preacher & Children>>> There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went >>> to>>> the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and>>> discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family>>> expanded, so would his paycheck.>>> After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation>>> decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There>>> was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional>>> children were costing the church.>>> Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having children is>>> an act of God!" Silence fell upon the congregation. No one dare >>> challenge>>> the thought.>>> In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail >>> voice>>> said: "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we>>> wear rubbers!">

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Preacher & Children>>> There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went >>> to>>> the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and>>> discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family>>> expanded, so would his paycheck.>>> After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation>>> decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There>>> was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional>>> children were costing the church.>>> Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having children is>>> an act of God!" Silence fell upon the congregation. No one dare >>> challenge>>> the thought.>>> In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail >>> voice>>> said: "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we>>> wear rubbers!">

 

Hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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