Daily Giggle

[Guest Guest]

Old Harold

 

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?' Harold grinned....

'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T errors before?' 'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down. I D 1 0 T.

 

I used to like Harold.

 

 

 

[Guest Guest-country girl-*]

Little Suzy set her box down with a FREE KITTENS sign next to them.

Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a

motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out

from the biggest car.

"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked

"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."

"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "Democrats" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

 

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign

manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was

planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there

and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box

of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black

cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his

limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

 

"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all

these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away

today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "The are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that

they were DEMOCRATS."

 

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

 

[The West Sider]

Little Suzy set her box down with a FREE KITTENS sign next to them.

Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a

motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out

from the biggest car.

"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked

"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."

"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "Democrats" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

 

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign

manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was

planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there

and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box

of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black

cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his

limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

 

"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all

these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away

today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "The are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that

they were DEMOCRATS."

 

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

 

Funny, thanks for the laugh.

 

TWS