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I can still remember the butterflies in my stomach when we started dating

I remember the first time we made love I miss that so much.

I was so sure he was the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

 

Its been 21 years, I feel like I went to sleep and woke up with a stranger.

Everything I ever wanted is gone

All my dreams have turned into nightmares.

 

What the hell happened?

 

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women are the devil. they suck the life force out of you.

 

 

Of course its the womans fault. We all know men are spontaneous. Just listen to them fart and burp all day. You cant rehearse that.

 

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Of course its the womans fault. We all know men are spontaneous. Just listen to them fart and burp all day. You cant rehearse that.

 

 

 

actually, that's not true. some men posess the ability to do those things on command. it's one of the many things that put men above women on the food chain.

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I can still remember the butterflies in my stomach when we started dating

I remember the first time we made love I miss that so much.

I was so sure he was the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

 

Its been 21 years, I feel like I went to sleep and woke up with a stranger.

Everything I ever wanted is gone

All my dreams have turned into nightmares.

 

What the hell happened?

 

Slip him a Viagra ....... :P

 

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Slip him a Viagra ....... :P

 

I was sick of asking for it and not getting any...So I told my significant other I was going to slip him some Viagra and then not give him any :D . See if he likes that. My luck he'd have a heart attack!

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I can still remember the butterflies in my stomach when we started dating

I remember the first time we made love I miss that so much.

I was so sure he was the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

 

Its been 21 years, I feel like I went to sleep and woke up with a stranger.

Everything I ever wanted is gone

All my dreams have turned into nightmares.

 

What the hell happened?

 

 

I can still remember the butterflies in my stomach when we started dating.

I remember the first time we made love I miss that so much.

I was so sure she was the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

 

Its been 21 years, I feel like I went to sleep and woke up with a stranger.

Everything I ever wanted is gone

You once took pride in yourself and our home. Now both of you are broken down and dirty.

I spent the past 21 years working to take care of you and our children looking forward to retiring and spending time with you. You were too busy worrying about yourself and wollowing in your self pitty. You sleep in, take afternoon naps, and are sleeping by 10pm. When do you expect me to be spontaneous?

Your life has become a constant stream of irrational demands and I am afraid I can take it no longer.

Take control of yourself or hit the bricks.

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I was sick of asking for it and not getting any...So I told my significant other I was going to slip him some Viagra and then not give him any :D . See if he likes that. My luck he'd have a heart attack!

 

That's dying the hard way ..... :o

 

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I can still remember the butterflies in my stomach when we started dating

I remember the first time we made love I miss that so much.

I was so sure he was the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

 

Its been 21 years, I feel like I went to sleep and woke up with a stranger.

Everything I ever wanted is gone

All my dreams have turned into nightmares.

 

What the hell happened?

 

Try a boob job

 

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I would love to know the answer to that question a couple of times over.

 

but, I also just might know the answer. Its just an ugly one

 

Once a man knows he has you "hooked" he starts to show his true colors. He no longer has to try he knows he has you right where he wants you..... thats when the affection all but stops and he begins finding fault with you at every turn etc etc etc

 

So my plan going forward.....never let a man know he has you hooked! Maintain a "distance" within yourself towards him and never ever drop the "L" bomb, because once you do you are doomed.

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I would love to know the answer to that question a couple of times over.

 

but, I also just might know the answer. Its just an ugly one

 

Once a man knows he has you "hooked" he starts to show his true colors. He no longer has to try he knows he has you right where he wants you..... thats when the affection all but stops and he begins finding fault with you at every turn etc etc etc

 

So my plan going forward.....never let a man know he has you hooked! Maintain a "distance" within yourself towards him and never ever drop the "L" bomb, because once you do you are doomed.

It takes 2 years for each member to show their true colors. It also works both ways.

 

 

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I would love to know the answer to that question a couple of times over.

 

but, I also just might know the answer. Its just an ugly one

 

Once a man knows he has you "hooked" he starts to show his true colors. He no longer has to try he knows he has you right where he wants you..... thats when the affection all but stops and he begins finding fault with you at every turn etc etc etc

 

So my plan going forward.....never let a man know he has you hooked! Maintain a "distance" within yourself towards him and never ever drop the "L" bomb, because once you do you are doomed.

 

 

And THAT is why you will always be "just lookin".

 

Another decade or two and you will be known as crazy cat lady.

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And THAT is why you will always be "just lookin".

 

Another decade or two and you will be known as crazy cat lady.

 

 

Nah, I don't really like cats. :P

 

 

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I would love to know the answer to that question a couple of times over.

 

but, I also just might know the answer. Its just an ugly one

 

Once a man knows he has you "hooked" he starts to show his true colors. He no longer has to try he knows he has you right where he wants you..... thats when the affection all but stops and he begins finding fault with you at every turn etc etc etc

 

So my plan going forward.....never let a man know he has you hooked! Maintain a "distance" within yourself towards him and never ever drop the "L" bomb, because once you do you are doomed.

This is so true and I tell my sig other this all of the time. In the beginning they do their best to impress you, make you happy, etc. They set up special dates, bring you flowers, are considerate and loving. Then, once they "hook you" its out the window. No matter if you are still attractive, independant, what ever...The "thrill" is over. They have you. It's sad but true. And maybe, just maybe, if this did not occur, the divorce rate wouldn't be as high as it is now....I knwo that this is sometimes true for men too and it is the woman who lets herself go. If we tried more to impress our mates and keep them interested, show respect and love continually, the world would be a better place and our children would have a happier home.....but them you would have to be of unselfish character and that is not easily found these days.

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:huh: No, not so at all, its a two way street my friend

 

 

yeah right, this coming from Margaret Hoolihan. you'd like men to believe that it is a two way street. it is until the wench starts making her demands. these are the demands that have been in her head since the first day she met you. you know, i can make him a better man if he only would do A, B and C like i've said he should. I'll give it to you straight, Men marry women the way they like them. the way her hair is, the way she takes care of herself, her sense of humor, hygiene, almost everything about her is what he signs up for. a woman marries a guy with the idea of "what he can become". only she can make him complete. (that's her thought) men read porno and women read romance novels. it will never change. only the whiskers on your face, your hot flashes, your constant nagging about whatever it is that gets stuck in your craw. and by the way, two-streeter, men can't get pregnant ------------ EVER.

 

 

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women are the devil. they suck the life force out of you.

 

See there's where I think men and women are wrong. It isn't about what sex you are but what character you have. My husband was a lying cheating DELETED but I have woman friends that could be described using the same adjectives.

Character, baby.

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