Tazz Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 A five-year-old boy and his grandfather were sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied 'Can your peterbug touch your ass? The little boy answered, 'No Gr andpa, It's just a little peterbug!' Grandpa said, then you're not man enough to have a beer. A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your peterbug touch your ass?'' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your peterbug touch your ass?' Grandpa replied, Hell yeah, my peterbug can touch my ass!' The boy replied, 'Good, then go f..k yourself. Grandma made these for me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 A five-year-old boy and his grandfather were sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied 'Can your peterbug touch your ass? The little boy answered, 'No Gr andpa, It's just a little peterbug!' Grandpa said, then you're not man enough to have a beer. A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your peterbug touch your ass?'' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your peterbug touch your ass?' Grandpa replied, Hell yeah, my peterbug can touch my ass!' The boy replied, 'Good, then go f..k yourself. Grandma made these for me!!! tazz, you should stick to reporting. by the way, most LADIES don't speak like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted April 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 tazz, you should stick to reporting. by the way, most LADIES don't speak like you Dear Mom~ First you asked me to grow up. I did. Then you wanted grandchildren, did that times 4. THEN, you wanted great-grandchildren...so far two of them and the boys haven't started families yet. Now I have to only report news and have no fun at all? AND on top of that, I have to be a lady? <SHUCKS> You might stand a chance of me becoming ladylike in a few more years (doubtful, but I have to give you some hope), after I get out of this second childhood I am going through, but dang it if I want to say MILK AND COOKIES, I darn well will! Love, Tazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Dear Mom~ First you asked me to grow up. I did. Then you wanted grandchildren, did that times 4. THEN, you wanted great-grandchildren...so far two of them and the boys haven't started families yet. Now I have to only report news and have no fun at all? AND on top of that, I have to be a lady? <SHUCKS> You might stand a chance of me becoming ladylike in a few more years (doubtful, but I have to give you some hope), after I get out of this second childhood I am going through, but dang it if I want to say MILK AND COOKIES, I darn well will! Love, Tazz how could you, you live in MAINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted April 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 What does where I live have to do with anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 What does where I live have to do with anything? maine ny s not known for it's ladies. on par with whitney point and newark valley, if you get my drift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted April 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 <WHEW> Glad I got off the hook with that one then It would have been a tough one to pull off anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 <WHEW> Glad I got off the hook with that one then It would have been a tough one to pull off anyway. whatever tht means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 What does where I live have to do with anything? You're a cut-up Tazz, I like you and enjoy your posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 You're a cut-up Tazz, I like you and enjoy your posts! i am happy for you that you had admirers. i do not happen to be one of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted April 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Thanks Sleepless, at least I am exempt from being a lady<gag> being I live in Maine (the postal service will disagee with that, but hey...) and all. Guest, I posted a NEWS article just for you while you were trying to figure out how to insult me some more. Go to the smoking thread and listen to the latest, it'll make you happy to know I am back in my groove. BTW, it takes a lot to insult me. Life is to short to give a crapola <gasp> how others think of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Thanks Sleepless, at least I am exempt from being a lady<gag> being I live in Maine (the postal service will disagee with that, but hey...) and all. Guest, I posted a NEWS article just for you while you were trying to figure out how to insult me some more. Go to the smoking thread and listen to the latest, it'll make you happy to know I am back in my groove. BTW, it takes a lot to insult me. Life is to short to give a crapola <gasp> how others think of you. I CAN TELL BY HOW YOU TALK AND WHERE YOU LIVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Thanks Sleepless, at least I am exempt from being a lady<gag> being I live in Maine (the postal service will disagee with that, but hey...) and all. Guest, I posted a NEWS article just for you while you were trying to figure out how to insult me some more. Go to the smoking thread and listen to the latest, it'll make you happy to know I am back in my groove. BTW, it takes a lot to insult me. Life is to short to give a crapola <gasp> how others think of you. Town of Maine, or state of Maine? I haven't put my finger on you yet, but I like you! You like the big dogs, I like the little ugly ones...but we roll in the same direction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Town of Maine, or state of Maine? I haven't put my finger on you yet, but I like you! You like the big dogs, I like the little ugly ones...but we roll in the same direction! <SIGH> I suppose I should ask if it is the town or state, I'm sure I'll find out soon enough though. I love this forum. So far I had no idea where I live. I have a cheating husband I had no clue about. Of course, since I do not know where I live, that would explain why I have not run across the cheating husband. I live in Broome county. Oh, and of course, I am not a LADY. That one I'll give them. I raised three boys, darn right I am not a lady, I played with my kids.....did the whole wrestling matches, camping, fishing,scouts, fixing cars ect....and that would have been hard to do as a LADY. Oh well, it'll be fun to see what I find out next about myself. So des anybody like the durn joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 <SIGH> I suppose I should ask if it is the town or state, I'm sure I'll find out soon enough though. I love this forum. So far I had no idea where I live. I have a cheating husband I had no clue about. Of course, since I do not know where I live, that would explain why I have not run across the cheating husband. I live in Broome county. Oh, and of course, I am not a LADY. That one I'll give them. I raised three boys, darn right I am not a lady, I played with my kids.....did the whole wrestling matches, camping, fishing,scouts, fixing cars ect....and that would have been hard to do as a LADY. Oh well, it'll be fun to see what I find out next about myself. So des anybody like the durn joke? Are you serious? Tazz, don't you ever put up with a cheating husband...wrong thing to do. He's disrepectful..to say the very least...I won't even get into it. Email me and lets talk, I'm always here for friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Heres a good one 3 years ago I lived in West Windsor, since the air inthe summer is so nice Id leave the front door open. Well one day a huge bee got it the house. I spent half an hour trying to swat this bee, My son, who was 5 at the time kept laughing at me every time Id miss it, Finally Alex said to me "Give it up dad all your doin is pissin him off". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 I know you are:) Just as soon as I find out where I live, I'm sure I'll locate the cheating husband and then I'll throw him out Guest will be along any moment to give me the info, rest assured. I'm really hoping I don't have more kids/grandkids I have no clue about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Heres a good one 3 years ago I lived in West Windsor, since the air inthe summer is so nice Id leave the front door open. Well one day a huge bee got it the house. I spent half an hour trying to swat this bee, My son, who was 5 at the time kept laughing at me every time Id miss it, Finally Alex said to me "Give it up dad all your doin is pissin him off". Out of the mouths of babes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Linc, be cool. We have to look out for each other. Give your boy a kiss goodnight for me! Let's help our lady here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Linc, be cool. We have to look out for each other. Give your boy a kiss goodnight for me! Let's help our lady here!The boy is at satins I mean his moms for the night. Its her weekend. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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