Miss Kitty Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Learn how to support and take care of yourself. Don't rely on others to do it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Live within your means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodthirst Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Life is anything but fair. Don't believe anything you hear and only about half of what you see. There is no such thing as a fair fight - they don't ask HOW you won, they ask IF you won. My old man had a very negative outlook on life. He once told me that he was so poor as a kid that if he didn't wake up on Christmas morning with a boner then he had nothing to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oh boy Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 My dad told me this once, it's a bit vulgar, but it works for so much, at least I think.. Don't sh#t where you eat. Thanks Dad... I love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 ^^^ Another one I still use!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scot Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Start where you stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 whenever we were going through a hard time my mother would always tell us "this too shall pass" that is still a comforting phrase for me today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Ladies dont sit at the bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Redheads are Wh****. My stepdads ex was a redhead. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxpayer Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 No matter how tough you are, there's always someone tougher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navin R Johnson Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 "lord loves a working man........don't trust whitey........and see a doctor and get rid of it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 LIFE ISN"T FAIR.....accept it, prepare for it, get over it That's a good one for kids now. Most kids are going to be surprised when they find out that everyone doesn't get a trophy (or a raise!!) just for participating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest lurker Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhit Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Whoever said life was fair lied! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest No go joe Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 I'd like to know. http://youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 " Make sure you have clean underwear and sox on because you never know if you will get in a car accident. " My mother still to this day harps on wearing the clean underwear and sox not to her kids but to the grandkids and great grandkids. Sheesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 I put one on here that was totally clean and family friendly but it got removed for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Never go to bed with a ugly woman. Dad was right, never did. However I have woke up with a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodthirst Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Never go to bed with a ugly woman. Dad was right, never did. However I have woke up with a few. I woke up with a few of those as well. Seems the more beer you drink, the prettier they get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Warrior Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 MY DAD ALWAYS SAID THIS TO ME. "YOU'LL REAP WHAT YOU SOW" MOM ALWAYS SAID. SHE DID DRINK ALOT ALSO. " GET A LIFE YOU LITTLE DELETED " LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Kitty Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 " Make sure you have clean underwear and sox on because you never know if you will get in a car accident. " My mother still to this day harps on wearing the clean underwear and sox not to her kids but to the grandkids and great grandkids. Sheesh! Even if you have on clean underwear before the car accident, it probably won't be clean AFTER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 It's more of a curse than advice: "No matter what your intentions, your kids will turn out just like you". The best advise was from the elderly neighbor I had as a child: "I turn the hearing aid off when the wife is home". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Charlene Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Let's see: There was the spend some, save some rant my Dad would give us. But he never saved a dime. Then there was "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." But the best one was: "If your friends jumped off the bridge would you jump too?" What a guy! @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest country girl2 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 " Make sure you have clean underwear and sox on because you never know if you will get in a car accident. " Oh yeah, I got that too, God, how could I have forgotten that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 It's more of a curse than advice: "No matter what your intentions, your kids will turn out just like you". The best advise was from the elderly neighbor I had as a child: "I turn the hearing aid off when the wife is home". I once heard a guy say "You will become one of your parents and marry the other." Never a truer word spoken, in my book. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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