Guest Dr. Fill Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Women's code of what they really mean when they talk to us ////// "I love you" = "Be careful, you're just about to get lied to. In fact, you just have been." "There is no other man."= "There is another man." "It's not you, it's me." = "It's not you, its' me. I'm perpetually confused about what I want in life, and I've been this way all my adult life. Too bad you got caught up in my personal chaos and wasted all that time. See ya" "You're my soul mate. I want to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you." = "I'll be gone soon." "I just want to find a decent man who will treat me right." = "If he can't bring me copious amounts of adrenaline-pumping drama and at least two major crises a month, he'll be history in no time." Anyone else got more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrapyouincold Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Your skit was lame. Sounds like something from Seinfeld. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Sorry...couldnt resist, I'm a woman and found that hilarious as hell! Thats why I'm not the typical "woman". I never tell my husband I love him just because I know he'd never say it back, if I could take back my marriage to him I would, never should have gotten married but I was young and stupid, could care less for his attention, I'd rather be with another woman at this point. What can I say? I'm just a MILF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 What kind of twit calls herself a MILF? One that definitely ISN'T one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 How about that classic line on a first date......... "If we make love, are you gonna think of me as a DELETED?" Think it? I am betting on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Your skit was lame. Sounds like something from Seinfeld. @ You forgot to put your post in quotes and include the interpretation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 "I don't have sex for at least 6 months." = "Act like you don't care, and you'll be getting some inside of 3 weeks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 "I'm only human, and I make mistakes, too, you know" (heard extraordinarily rarely) = "I'm always right. You're always wrong. Accept that I'm going to act superior to you at all times and we'll get along just fine." My favorite "I can be a real b***ch!" = "I am a real b***ch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 "Why are you so selfish??"= "How dare you act like me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benni Booboo Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 You should stop dating women from craigslist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Truth Be Told Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 I've never done that before = I don't know how many times I've done that @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Your skit was lame. Sounds like something from Seinfeld. @ Sounds like reality to me what color is the sky in your world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 What kind of twit calls herself a MILF? One that definitely ISN'T one. A yummy mummy calls themself a MILF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSven Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Sorry...couldnt resist, I'm a woman and found that hilarious as hell! Thats why I'm not the typical "woman". I never tell my husband I love him just because I know he'd never say it back, if I could take back my marriage to him I would, never should have gotten married but I was young and stupid, could care less for his attention, I'd rather be with another woman at this point. What can I say? I'm just a MILF. Can I watch? @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 A yummy mummy calls themself a MILF You're obviously either the twit who initially posted that, or just as braindead. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest F32D72 Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 You should stop dating women from craigslist. I never have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxpayer Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Nothing's wrong- Something is VERY wrong. A true MILF would never ID herself as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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