dreamtheat81 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 When can you add 2 to 11, and get 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 When can you add 2 to 11, and get 1? Yep, that's a brain fart alright. Where's you go to school, back hills of virginia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamtheat81 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Yep, that's a brain fart alright. Where's you go to school, back hills of virginia? New York actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Baseball? The catcher and ump? Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamtheat81 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain? If no one lost, how all could gain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Four men sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain? If no one lost, how all could gain? The four were part of a band! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumby Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I run, but have no legs. What am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumby Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamtheat81 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 The four were part of a band! Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Yes! Shouldn't that be 'bereaved' father of the deceased? ( ie: the man speaking the riddle). Yes, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 When can you add 2 to 11, and get 1? 11 o'clock + 2 hours = 1 o'clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamtheat81 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 11 o'clock + 2 hours = 1 o'clock. Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I run, but have no legs. What am I? Water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumby Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Water Close enough - a river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumby Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Close enough - a river. OOPS! I messed up! Your answer is correct for the other riddle -- not for the "I run but have no legs!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You chose to swell and rise Yet not to sanitize You pick your target well When you're done, you hardly smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying? He was a minister. Or a justice of the peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumby Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You chose to swell and rise Yet not to sanitize You pick your target well When you're done, you hardly smell! Is this a riddle or were you just looking at yourself in the bathroom mirror? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Is this a riddle or were you just looking at yourself in the bathroom mirror? I was talking about my DELETED! Harmless Sunday morning chit chat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You do not sanitize your pee pee? Ewwww -- Ewwwww! I never understood why you men just "tap tap tap!" Ewww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You do not sanitize your pee pee? Ewwww -- Ewwwww! I never understood why you men just "tap tap tap!" Ewww! Nobody taps...we just leak 'til it stops! We're not nuns, you know. Nobody is perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 He was a minister. Or a justice of the peace. Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Nobody taps...we just leak 'til it stops! We're not nuns, you know. Nobody is perfect! But then you end up with droplets, don't you? Why not dab it with a little toilet paper? How hard is it to do that???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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