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But then you end up with droplets, don't you? Why not dab it with a little toilet paper? How hard is it to do that???? :angry:

 

 

It would take less than a square to blot it. BLOT IT, damn it! BLOT IT!

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The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

 

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"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

 

It makes no use of the letter "e"?

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What travels on four legs, then two legs, then three?

 

 

A man --- as a baby, an adult, and old man with a a cane.

 

 

 

Now -- back to the blotting thing -- what is up with that?

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Wow, if that's the answer Jon, I would have never picked up on that...but I've never had intimate relationships with a wombat! ;);)

 

 

Maybe you would if you dabbed your pee pee! :huh:

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A man --- as a baby, an adult, and old man with a a cane.

 

Bingo!

 

Now ... back to the Wombat thing ...

 

They don't "tap tap tap!" and they don't "WIPE IT! WIPE IT!"

 

Therefore no intimate relations, Sleepless.

 

After all, I do have my standards. (LOL)

 

 

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I've just finally gotten my boys not to pee all over the toilet, now you want me to tell them they have to blot?

Yeah, that's gonna happen! :lol:

 

This is a silly one, my Dad told it to me when I was a kid....

A cannibal passed his grandmother in the jungle.

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You're a piece of work SIH! :lol:

It's not the toilet that bothered me so much, I don't fuss about the seat being up, I pick my battles.

But pee on the wall? That was a battle I fought and won!

It was amazing how much better their aim got after I had them scrub the walls ;)

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You're a piece of work SIH! :lol:

It's not the toilet that bothered me so much, I don't fuss about the seat being up, I pick my battles.

But pee on the wall? That was a battle I fought and won!

It was amazing how much better their aim got after I had them scrub the walls ;)

 

 

Does that work for 8 year old boys? :lol: :lol:

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You're a piece of work SIH! :lol:

It's not the toilet that bothered me so much, I don't fuss about the seat being up, I pick my battles.

But pee on the wall? That was a battle I fought and won!

It was amazing how much better their aim got after I had them scrub the walls ;)

 

How high up the wall do you consider illegal? I once squirted my wife's Maybelline off from the medicine cabinet, but only because I sneezed when I was peeing!

 

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OMG!! I am laughing so hard!!

Squirting my Maybelline of a shelf would be a SERIOUS offence in my home!

One day my youngest was in relieving himself and I didn't realize he was in the bathroom when I walked by calling his name. He hadn't shut the door so when I called him he turned and said "What Mom?"...right in mid stream! He was only 4 or 5 at the time and the look on his face as the pee went flying was priceless! :lol:

 

CW, that's about the age I got them, they were 8 & 10 at the time. They told me that it was so gross that they had to clean the pee and I said that YES I knew that!

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:lol: Raising boys is never dull!

I am seriously out numbered in my house, but I can't complain, I could have had 2 teen me's! :o

 

Seriously DB, I found my son much easier to raise than my daugters. The girls were (are) very difficult! They constantly have to "Express" themselves!

 

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