Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 But then you end up with droplets, don't you? Why not dab it with a little toilet paper? How hard is it to do that???? It would take less than a square to blot it. BLOT IT, damn it! BLOT IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You do not sanitize your pee pee? Ewwww -- Ewwwww! I never understood why you men just "tap tap tap!" Ewww! What is he supposed to do, pour boiling water over it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 What is he supposed to do, pour boiling water over it? LOL -- no! But WIPE IT! WIPE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... " It makes no use of the letter "e"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 What travels on four legs, then two legs, then three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 What travels on four legs, then two legs, then three? A man --- as a baby, an adult, and old man with a a cane. Now -- back to the blotting thing -- what is up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You do not sanitize your pee pee? Ewwww -- Ewwwww! I never understood why you men just "tap tap tap!" Ewww! Nobody taps...we just leak 'til it stops! We're not nuns, you know. Nobody is perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I've got a strong feeling of deja vu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 It makes no use of the letter "e"? Wow, if that's the answer Jon, I would have never picked up on that...but I've never had intimate relationships with a wombat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I've got a strong feeling of deja vu... I forgot where I left off Toop. I stopped to go visit Rita...she's Holly's age, and my one week old second niece..what a little cutey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Wow, if that's the answer Jon, I would have never picked up on that...but I've never had intimate relationships with a wombat! Maybe you would if you dabbed your pee pee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 A man --- as a baby, an adult, and old man with a a cane. Bingo! Now ... back to the Wombat thing ... They don't "tap tap tap!" and they don't "WIPE IT! WIPE IT!" Therefore no intimate relations, Sleepless. After all, I do have my standards. (LOL) @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I've just finally gotten my boys not to pee all over the toilet, now you want me to tell them they have to blot? Yeah, that's gonna happen! This is a silly one, my Dad told it to me when I was a kid.... A cannibal passed his grandmother in the jungle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 DB, I've always felt that peeing in the general vicinity of the toilet was good enough, a wet toilet seat is a woman's problem. If I keep it into the same room, I'm being polite!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You're a piece of work SIH! It's not the toilet that bothered me so much, I don't fuss about the seat being up, I pick my battles. But pee on the wall? That was a battle I fought and won! It was amazing how much better their aim got after I had them scrub the walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic Witch Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You're a piece of work SIH! It's not the toilet that bothered me so much, I don't fuss about the seat being up, I pick my battles. But pee on the wall? That was a battle I fought and won! It was amazing how much better their aim got after I had them scrub the walls Does that work for 8 year old boys? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You're a piece of work SIH! It's not the toilet that bothered me so much, I don't fuss about the seat being up, I pick my battles. But pee on the wall? That was a battle I fought and won! It was amazing how much better their aim got after I had them scrub the walls How high up the wall do you consider illegal? I once squirted my wife's Maybelline off from the medicine cabinet, but only because I sneezed when I was peeing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 OMG!! I am laughing so hard!! Squirting my Maybelline of a shelf would be a SERIOUS offence in my home! One day my youngest was in relieving himself and I didn't realize he was in the bathroom when I walked by calling his name. He hadn't shut the door so when I called him he turned and said "What Mom?"...right in mid stream! He was only 4 or 5 at the time and the look on his face as the pee went flying was priceless! CW, that's about the age I got them, they were 8 & 10 at the time. They told me that it was so gross that they had to clean the pee and I said that YES I knew that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I told this story on the old board. My son was four or five and started screaming from the bathtub one day. I ran in and he said, "Dad, I got a bone in my peter" Welcome to the real world little man, Ivory soap will do that to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Raising boys is never dull! I am seriously out numbered in my house, but I can't complain, I could have had 2 teen me's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 But why not wipe? If you don't -- it's disgusting! I assume men wipe their butts --so, how come not their pee pee? @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Raising boys is never dull! I am seriously out numbered in my house, but I can't complain, I could have had 2 teen me's! Seriously DB, I found my son much easier to raise than my daugters. The girls were (are) very difficult! They constantly have to "Express" themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 It makes no use of the letter "e"? Very good! @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 But why not wipe? If you don't -- it's disgusting! I assume men wipe their butts --so, how come not their pee pee? @ You really need to let this go. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 You really need to let this go. @ Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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