dreamtheat81 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Confucius say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs. Man trapped in brothel get jerked around. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag. Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus. Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2pelo Honey Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Chop Suey Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Many men eat, but few men chew. (Fu Man Chu) Man who eat box of prune get good run for money. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Chef who sit on meal get behind in work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Guest Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Don't eat the snow where the huskies go! Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have! Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Man who sit on tack get point! Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion! Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam. Man standing on toilet is high on pot. Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue! Man who live in glass house should not throw parties! When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt. "Man with glass house must dress in basement!" Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film! Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes. Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry.He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing Hole happy, whole body happy. He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Elevator smell different to midget. Work to become, not to acquire. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out! Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left. Those who quote me are fools. Confucius say too damn much. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Don't eat the snow where the huskies go! Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have! Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Man who sit on tack get point! Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion! Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam. Man standing on toilet is high on pot. Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue! Man who live in glass house should not throw parties! When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt. "Man with glass house must dress in basement!" Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film! Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes. Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry.He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing Hole happy, whole body happy. He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth. Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Elevator smell different to midget. Work to become, not to acquire. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out! Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left. Those who quote me are fools. Confucius say too damn much. @ You need to get a life, get out of that TRAILER PARK, and learn how to make a post that is worth reading ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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