Hunter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine/beer… and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and /or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine/beer = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***. Also I have always found it very difficult to trust anyone who does not drink or eat turnip greens. Smoking is also a great plus in my opinion. What is a snifter of good Brandy without a good cigar? Cheers ya'll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Thanks, Hunter...back atcha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 It's a little early for me yet, Hunter, but I'll have a poo-free bourbon with you tonite. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted April 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 It's a little early for me yet, Hunter, but I'll have a poo-free bourbon with you tonite. @ Otay then. Me and Bobby McGee is playing and the Jack Daniels is poured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 Franklin also said "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 isnt there water in beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 ♪♪ Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train And I's feeling nearly as faded as my jeans. Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained, It rode us all the way to New Orleans. ♪♪ Janis and SoCo, perfect choice Hunter! @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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