Hunter Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Today, I had an epiphany. I dialed 901- 867-xxx and asked for Jenny. The man on the other end informed me that Jenny (shockingly) was not there, and then immediately told me he'd be sure to leave her a message that Tommy Tutone called. I love people that can take a joke. Jenny, call Hunter if you ever see this message. I know that 25 years is quite a spell for you to not have heard from me, but, what the Hell, lets get it going again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest country girl2 Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Today, I had an epiphany. I dialed 901- 867-xxx and asked for Jenny. The man on the other end informed me that Jenny (shockingly) was not there, and then immediately told me he'd be sure to leave her a message that Tommy Tutone called. I love people that can take a joke. Jenny, call Hunter if you ever see this message. I know that 25 years is quite a spell for you to not have heard from me, but, what the Hell, lets get it going again. I see you have quite the sense of humor...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sellncars Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Today, I had an epiphany. I dialed 901- 867-xxx and asked for Jenny. The man on the other end informed me that Jenny (shockingly) was not there, and then immediately told me he'd be sure to leave her a message that Tommy Tutone called. I love people that can take a joke. Jenny, call Hunter if you ever see this message. I know that 25 years is quite a spell for you to not have heard from me, but, what the Hell, lets get it going again. Jenny is a tramp Hunter, i've called that number quite a few times and was charged for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sellncars Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 I see you have quite the sense of humor...... Good evening Country Girl2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest country girl2 Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Jenny is a tramp Hunter, i've called that number quite a few times and was charged for it. If you called her Barney, then I assume that she is Jenny single with kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sellncars Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 If you called her Barney, then I assume that she is Jenny single with kids? No more Daddy day care, I'm in search of a nice girl that has no kids and isn't married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Today, I had an epiphany. I dialed 901- 867-xxx and asked for Jenny. The man on the other end informed me that Jenny (shockingly) was not there, and then immediately told me he'd be sure to leave her a message that Tommy Tutone called. I love people that can take a joke. Jenny, call Hunter if you ever see this message. I know that 25 years is quite a spell for you to not have heard from me, but, what the Hell, lets get it going again. Hunter, Jenny and I became a couple in February. 867-5309 has been permanetely disconnected. But, I got your number... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sellncars Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Hunter, Jenny and I became a couple in February. 867-5309 has been permanetely disconnected. But, I got your number... Sleepless, I'm sorry to say, your chic Jenny gets around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jenny Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Today, I had an epiphany. I dialed 901- 867-xxx and asked for Jenny. The man on the other end informed me that Jenny (shockingly) was not there, and then immediately told me he'd be sure to leave her a message that Tommy Tutone called. I love people that can take a joke. Jenny, call Hunter if you ever see this message. I know that 25 years is quite a spell for you to not have heard from me, but, what the Hell, lets get it going again. Hey Hunter, Just got your message. I have to say I am overjoyed that you called. 25 yrs is a lonnng time. Please call me back at 901-867-xxx Jenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Great, now that song is stuck in my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest country girl2 Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 No more Daddy day care, I'm in search of a nice girl that has no kids and isn't married. Yeah, ok, I will believe it when I see it. How long have I known you..........12 years?? That is a long time my friend. "And isnt married"?? Did you have an issue with that too or something? @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sellncars Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Yeah, ok, I will believe it when I see it. How long have I known you..........12 years?? That is a long time my friend. "And isnt married"?? Did you have an issue with that too or something? Yes i did, married with children..Not a great ending...Never ever ever again, i'd rather die alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Sleepless, I'm sorry to say, your chic Jenny gets around. Shut up Barney! Jenny's got my number She's got mine... 827-5309!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest country girl2 Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Oh my.........let me pick your girlfriends from now on will you? I am trying to think of if I know anybody but I cant think of anyone off the top of my head. I will keep thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted April 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Hunter, Jenny and I became a couple in February. 867-5309 has been permanetely disconnected. But, I got your number... Okay then Sleepless, I wish ya'll nothing but the best. Just don't call me Tommy Tutone ever again. BTW, did that hideous rash of her's ever clear up that had eaten away half of her butt? Just curious. I would tell you to give her my best, but, I reckon that I better do that myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sellncars Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Oh my.........let me pick your girlfriends from now on will you? I am trying to think of if I know anybody but I cant think of anyone off the top of my head. I will keep thinking about it. Ok i'll let you hook a brother up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sellncars Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Okay then Sleepless, I wish ya'll nothing but the best. Just don't call me Tommy Tutone ever again. BTW, did that hideous rash of her's ever clear up that had eaten away half of her butt? Just curious. I would tell you to give her my best, but, I reckon that I better do that myself. Hunter, i've seen Jenny, her DELETED is half eaten away, did your problem ever clear up? Or did they both fall off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Okay then Sleepless, I wish ya'll nothing but the best. Just don't call me Tommy Tutone ever again. BTW, did that hideous rash of her's ever clear up that had eaten away half of her butt? Just curious. I would tell you to give her my best, but, I reckon that I better do that myself. No, It never cleared up. Her butt still looks like a road map of upstate NY, but she has great muscle tone. She can squat and pick a quarter up off the kitchen floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Caprio Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Enough about Jenny.....Peggy Sue got married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Peggy Sue got married??? I can't believe it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Yes i did, married with children..Not a great ending...Never ever ever again, i'd rather die alone. Amen brother @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted April 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 No, It never cleared up. Her butt still looks like a road map of upstate NY, but she has great muscle tone. She can squat and pick a quarter up off the kitchen floor! Sleepless, the Jenny that I once knew had never been in a kitchen in her life. After the hideous rash ate away her butt she could dangle her feet off of a quarter, but she damned sure could not squat and pick one up. After her butt was gone I actually saw her parachute off of a dime once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Yes i did, married with children..Not a great ending...Never ever ever again, i'd rather die alone. Yea me to, but I wish the kids were still around. At least I DELETED every other day back then, now it's once a week if I'm lucky. Women - can't live with em, and you need to stay well stocked with "pot holders" without em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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