Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Three people are stranded at a Minnesota airport. The first, an American Indian sighs that once his people were many, but now they are few. The second, a student from the middle east said that once his people were few, but now they thrive in numbers. The third, a Texas businessman, turns to the student and says, "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims yet"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest_Working Mom_* Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 By God Sleepless, I think you have found the answer to the trouble in the Middle East!!! Sleepless for President!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 By God Sleepless, I think you have found the answer to the trouble in the Middle East!!! Sleepless for President!!!!!!! sleepless for the psych ward! Could you imagine that whack job in the White House? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Three people are stranded at a Minnesota airport. The first, an American Indian sighs that once his people were many, but now they are few. The second, a student from the middle east said that once his people were few, but now they thrive in numbers. The third, a Texas businessman, turns to the student and says, "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Muslims yet"! Thanks Sleepless, I can always use a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted February 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Thanks Sleepless, I can always use a good laugh. Here is my favorite joke of all times, and I don't have a single racist cell in my body, and my non white sister in law knows it...it's just funny, and she laughs too. A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his head, and the bartender asks, "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says, "In Africa, there's thousands of them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Jezuz H Chryst..BC Voice is a racist heaven! "Oh, it's just a joke! Lighten up!" Sure. "Hey, Hunter! Check THIS out!" Lost a helluva lot of respect for ya, Sleepless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmower71 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Here is my favorite joke of all times, and I don't have a single racist cell in my body, and my non white sister in law knows it...it's just funny, and she laughs too. A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his head, and the bartender asks, "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says, "In Africa, there's thousands of them!" It is funny ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted February 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Jezuz H Chryst..BC Voice is a racist heaven! "Oh, it's just a joke! Lighten up!" Sure. "Hey, Hunter! Check THIS out!" Lost a helluva lot of respect for ya, Sleepless. So be it! I'm far from perfect. We are a multi cultural nation, and if we're going to grow, we better learn to laugh together! Cause the laughter is all that keeps us together. I've listened to Polish jokes my whole life, and always thought they were funny, being the poor Pole boy that I am! Lighten up , for crying out loud! Guess what, I'm not politically correct, nor will I ever be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaC Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 So be it! I'm far from perfect. We are a multi cultural nation, and if we're going to grow, we better learn to laugh together! Cause the laughter is all that keeps us together. I've listened to Polish jokes my whole life, and always thought they were funny, being the poor Pole boy that I am! Lighten up , for crying out loud! Guess what, I'm not politically correct, nor will I ever be! I'm with you, Sleepless......I can laugh at Scottish jokes about my descent as well. Your joke wasn't demeaning....it is funny because of the unexpected part of the parrot answering. You used no offensive terms, and no stereotypes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 sleepless for the psych ward! Could you imagine that whack job in the White House? Whack job? Bush?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Swing Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Thanks for the laugh sleepless. We must laugh to keep our sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted February 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Thanks for the laugh sleepless. We must laugh to keep our sanity. I feel the same way. I do resent the remark about the psych ward though. I was only there for a week, and they're the ones that threw me out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy the Kid Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 I feel the same way. I do resent the remark about the psych ward though. I was only there for a week, and they're the ones that threw me out! Is Rita out yet? Or is she there till she makes enough holupki for the St. Patrick's Day celebration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted February 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Is Rita out yet? Or is she there till she makes enough holupki for the St. Patrick's Day celebration? Your letting your unnatural, childhood fear of cabbage cloud your mind. That's ham and cabbage! mmmmmm, I can smell it now, can't you?. Just need to put some vinegar on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 In my never ending efforts to embrace diversity, I actually went to a Mexican bakery this morning and purchased a Mexican Valentine's Day cake. They called it a milk cake and it is very attractive. With tax it was $17.26. I will wack off a piece later and let everyone know if it is any good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cyprio Africanius Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 In my never ending efforts to embrace diversity, I actually went to a Mexican bakery this morning and purchased a Mexican Valentine's Day cake. They called it a milk cake and it is very attractive. With tax it was $17.26. I will wack off a piece later and let everyone know if it is any good. You state "I will wack off".... please let Sheepless in Hillcrest and his sister-in-law, the colored lady, watch---they will enjoy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted February 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 You state "I will wack off".... please let Sheepless in Hillcrest and his sister-in-law, the colored lady, watch---they will enjoy that. Thanks for sharing with us "N", your posts are always inspirational to us all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 The Mexican cake is very good. Everyone should try it along with a frozen Margarita or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A Reasonable Atheist Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Here's a good one: A man is stranded at a Minnesota airport. He goes into the bathroom, sits in a wide stance and solicits sex from another man. Wait a second, I forgot the punch line. Oh, now I remember, the punch line is the Republican Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hunterboy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Now there's a joke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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