Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 email sent...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 LMAO...what are you that hard up? You can't speak english, go back to your own homeland.... "translated" I am available for a price. I speak the clean well salts French and of I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 If it does not make it engage you, I go! @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I just reviewed the nurses's pictures that she emailed me. A very attractive woman, but I'm not sure she's a natural blonde! Plus that bowling ball thing doesn't look normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Blue Eyes Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 LMAO...what are you that hard up? You can't speak english, go back to your own homeland.... "translated" I am available for a price. I speak the clean well salts French and of I! It was a joke...duh @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest applicant Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I just reviewed the nurses's pictures that she emailed me. A very attractive woman, but I'm not sure she's a natural blonde! Plus that bowling ball thing doesn't look normal. Well a blonde w/ highlights...that doesnt count? Ya know I REALLY REALLY want the job!! Ps the bowling ball is just part of who I am!! What is abnormal about my ball...bowling ball that is?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaC Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Cleaning lady One day a week (preferrably Wednesday, because that's "hump"day) 35-55 years old 110 to 150 pounds Must be able to operate a Eureka vacuum cleaner, totally nude with black hi heels (not the vacuum cleaner...the applicant) Apron is optional, if you speak French. Must posess a high level of tolerance to cigarette ashes, black toilets, pug residue, and food kinda stuff on the counters. Should be well qualified in "shouting out" skidmarks in boxer shorts and wet fart stains on the couch. Background in trimming back hair is a plus. Only qualified applicants should apply. High pay, could lead to a full time position! Must be self motivated and able to lift 25 pounds. Sleepless....I cannot BELIEVE that you had the temerity to make this post. How disgusting. First of all, you discriminate based on age. Hot old people that look good in a French Maid outfit should be excluded, based on your somewhat random preferences? Then you discriminate against the horizontally-challenged. 109 pounds is not OK, nor 151 pounds, when the difference may be a simple matter of ear-wax accumulation? So sad. You should be ashamed. A Eureka vacuum? Any totally nude high-heeled cleaning lady of my acquiantance brings her own vacuum to the party, complete with various special and very interesting attachments. You'll NEVER get quality with all of your imposed limitations. As far as the 25 pound thing goes.....you flatter yourself @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 LunaC, you are now in charge for setting my appointments...thank you. email me pictures, they are welcome! @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Sir will i do gladly perform to all of your needs. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Reddi Kilowatt Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Ok SIH, I found your new housekeeper....how do 'ya like her??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Seeking Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 What's the rate of Pay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Photo of the perfect candidate below: @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest applicant Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 I'm thinking if I DONT get this job, perhaps Frodo will hire me...any suggestions>? My application is still being reviewed at this time.... Y oh Y is it taking so long>?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Caprio Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Photo of the perfect candidate below: @ Excuse me! If it weren't for my bunions, ingrown toenails, a hernia or two, and a leaky bladder, I'd volunteer immediately. I'm just not sure SIH can handle a woman like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 grandma, you and I have had sex several times, and it's way too sloppy...I don't have that many towels!. Your idea of oral sex is reciting the Gettysburg Address to my peter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 The SAD part is - that after reading that disturbing mess of a post - I only had one question... Why does she have to be able to lift 25lbs??? That was my thought too and it still is unanswered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Caprio Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 grandma, you and I have had sex several times, and it's way too sloppy...I don't have that many towels!. Your idea of oral sex is reciting the Gettysburg Address to my peter! Sorry, Sleepless....aside from you, the last man I had been with was indeed Abe Lincoln. Did the plastic sheets arrive yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 why do you only want them to come once a week? I would think you would want your "house" cleaned more than that a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Sorry, Sleepless....aside from you, the last man I had been with was indeed Abe Lincoln. Did the plastic sheets arrive yet? After we have sex, I give you the usual 20 bucks for the cab ride (maybe Bitterman can give you a reduced rate...he's not doing anything anyway). Once you leave, I gargle with baking soda for 15 minutes and scrub my privates with Lestoil!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Caprio Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Sleepless, dare I say, you get off rather easily; no pun intended. I, on the other hand, must take a sitz bath of bleach, and soak my teeth in Sani-Flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Sleepless, dare I say, you get off rather easily; no pun intended. I, on the other hand, must take a sitz bath of bleach, and soak my teeth in Sani-Flush. At least while soaking your teeth you can go about your chores and come back to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Sleepless, dare I say, you get off rather easily; no pun intended. I, on the other hand, must take a sitz bath of bleach, and soak my teeth in Sani-Flush. That's because you bite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Caprio Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 I bite because my eyes aren't what they used to be, and it's hard to see something so small, even when it's right in front of my face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 I bite because my eyes aren't what they used to be, and it's hard to see something so small, even when it's right in front of my face! Small??? I once choked Linda Lovelace! No, you're a biter grandma, and I'm not having sex with you anymore. You're too rough. I've got claw marks all over my back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxen Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 After we have sex, I give you the usual 20 bucks for the cab ride (maybe Bitterman can give you a reduced rate...he's not doing anything anyway). Once you leave, I gargle with baking soda for 15 minutes and scrub my privates with Lestoil!!! yikes ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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