Escaped Monkey Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Small??? I once choked Linda Lovelace! No, you're a biter grandma, and I'm not having sex with you anymore. You're too rough. I've got claw marks all over my back!How could you say she bites I was lookin through your crud covered windows you had her teeth in your hand. I cant say what you were doing with them because its just too tramatic. Thanks for the Genny Cream Ale..next time try not shaking them up so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Caprio Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Hey Monkey, let's just say the crud isn't contained just to his windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escaped Monkey Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Hey Monkey, let's just say the crud isn't contained just to his windows.Thats what the flys buzzing around were saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 She soaks her teeth in a glass on my nightstand. If she happens to leave them, yes....I play "Mork and Mindy" with them.....big deal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escaped Monkey Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 She soaks her teeth in a glass on my nightstand. If she happens to leave them, yes....I play "Mork and Mindy" with them.....big deal!Looked more like Mork n Mork to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY Patriot Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 I have the perfect woman for you SIH. It's truly unfortunate I can't post her picture here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 I have the perfect woman for you SIH. It's truly unfortunate I can't post her picture here. One of the applicants emailed me her picture...she's way too hot. She's a nurse, but she's married. Can we kill her husband? I'm thinking about a freak shotgun shooting, while he's chasing a porcupine. You think it will work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic Witch Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Just sic the monkey on him. :lol: Or better yet, the squirrels. I see what kind of damage those little bandits do to the pear tree out back at my work. They strip it bare before anyone has a chance to get any pears at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escaped Monkey Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Just sic the monkey on him. :lol: Or better yet, the squirrels. I see what kind of damage those little bandits do to the pear tree out back at my work. They strip it bare before anyone has a chance to get any pears at all.What was that, I was busy setting off Port Dick pds pathetic traps, youd think theyd be more creative than that. Now Im off to take another dump in the Wedge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frodo Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 You're all BCV DELETED. I'm going over to the P&SB site to talk to some intelligent people like Ed and tree squirrel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest applicant Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Just to let you all know...My application was reviewed... but I was turned down for the job, and I dont even drool!!~ On a positive not ( wont say plus #200lbs) I have enjoyed all of your humor...TY SIH! @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bobby Baja Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Cleaning lady One day a week (preferrably Wednesday, because that's "hump"day) 35-55 years old 110 to 150 pounds Must be able to operate a Eureka vacuum cleaner, totally nude with black hi heels (not the vacuum cleaner...the applicant) Apron is optional, if you speak French. Must posess a high level of tolerance to cigarette ashes, black toilets, pug residue, and food kinda stuff on the counters. Should be well qualified in "shouting out" skidmarks in boxer shorts and wet fart stains on the couch. Background in trimming back hair is a plus. Only qualified applicants should apply. High pay, could lead to a full time position! Must be self motivated and able to lift 25 pounds. "I don't want my pugs getting soggy!" wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much info ------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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