Hunter Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber, once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hunter Posted April 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 This thread is dedicated to sad talkin'. slow walkin' and AFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Oh, I am going to hell in a handbasket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic Witch Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 I really need to stop reading these threads and drinking coffee at the same time. My nose and keyboard can't take any more abuse!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighteyes Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Good one Hunter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Good one Hunter! Thanks White girl. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 An Irish cop was on point-duty directing traffic at a busy intersection. Presently there came from behind him the distinctive bang-crunch of an accident. He turned around to see radiator steam wafting aloft from a rear-ender collision. Extracting his pad and pencil from his breast-pocket as he paced over to the first car he noticed that the woman behind the wheel was distraught. As tears ran down her face and wet her Salvation Army uniform he tried to sound as consoling as he could while noting down her details. "In these cases Ma'am it is always the car behind that is at fault" he assured her. Next he turned to the car behind her, noting as he approached that its driver wore the distinctive garb of a Catholic clergyman. "Top o' the mornin' to you, Father! And how fast do you estimate the car in front was goin' when it reversed into you?" @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted April 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits." "I can splash it on my eyes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 A dyslexic walks into a bra. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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