Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Anybody remember Rocky, the militant squirrel from Port Dick Park? He's now a shoe salesman in Pinellas Park, Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Anybody remember Rocky, the militant squirrel from Port Dick Park? He's now a shoe salesman in Pinellas Park, Florida That's great news !! I thought Barney Five of the Port Dickinson Police Department shot him for begging or something ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 What about the guy looking for a used dog. That was classic! I still laugh about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escaped Monkey Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 What about the guy looking for a used dog. That was classic! I still laugh about that one.Hey how bout not tieing those garbage bags so tight and I wont have to make so much noise digging in your garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Anybody remember Rocky, the militant squirrel from Port Dick Park? He's now a shoe salesman in Pinellas Park, Florida I'm not sure this is true. It appears to be an unfounded rumor. A somewhat reliable source informed me that the Hillcrest Police convinced him to testify against a perpetrator who defaced a camping trailer and is now in a witness protection program somewhere in Haiti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 I'm not sure this is true. It appears to be an unfounded rumor. A somewhat reliable source informed me that the Hillcrest Police convinced him to testify against a perpetrator who defaced a camping trailer and is now in a witness protection program somewhere in Haiti. That is a totally unfounded charge, fabricated on BCV by our host. I merely experienced a "wet fart" that stained my "khakis". It was unpleasant for Dick, but I didn't sit down on anything. I did "shout it out"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy the Kid Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 That is a totally unfounded charge, fabricated on BCV by our host. I merely experienced a "wet fart" that stained my "khakis". It was unpleasant for Dick, but I didn't sit down on anything. I did "shout it out"! That was the absolute truth and I am still waiting for you to come and pay for your camper! My policy is if you shit in it, you own it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 That was the absolute truth and I am still waiting for you to come and pay for your camper! My policy is if you shit in it, you own it! Does anybody see where I'm coming from??? Reddi is cool...Barney is cool... Dick is cool...but BTK has a chemical in balance. Every night on his way home, he drops a load of dog crap in my driveway with a sign that says "Happy Birthday"! I think that's illegal! Besides, my birthday is the end of June, and he doesn't even have a dog! Where's he getting this stuff from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy the Kid Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Does anybody see where I'm coming from??? Reddi is cool...Barney is cool... Dick is cool...but BTK has a chemical in balance . Every night on his way home, he drops a load of dog crap in my driveway with a sign that says "Happy Birthday"! I think that's illegal! Besides, my birthday is the end of June, and he doesn't even have a dog! Where's he getting this stuff from? Why thank you Sleepless, my chemicals are in balance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Does anybody see where I'm coming from??? Reddi is cool...Barney is cool... Dick is cool...but BTK has a chemical in balance. Every night on his way home, he drops a load of dog crap in my driveway with a sign that says "Happy Birthday"! I think that's illegal! Besides, my birthday is the end of June, and he doesn't even have a dog! Where's he getting this stuff from? That may be a question you don't want answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy the Kid Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 That may be a question you don't want answered. I actually don't do it myself, I made it the last job Reddi does every day and I don't ask him where he gets it. He does wear rubber gloves though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Sleepless, I must say that I have bad news. The varmit in question has been recently spotted. Here is the latest: Originally he went south with his cousins doing road shows at fireworks stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Then it was the gambling that drained his funds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Then it was off to Disney at the Pirates Lagoon. Let's not even mention how this all went down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 He was then seen entering into the witness protection program for some time. Very clever disguise I may point out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 While under the watchful eye of the Feds, his two buddies got whacked! This trew him into a deep, deep depression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 He was last seen in a Hollwood rehab program trying to kick the Vicoden and booze.Word is, he is clean and hitchiking back to NY. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest-Bobby Baja-* Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 That was the absolute truth and I am still waiting for you to come and pay for your camper! My policy is if you shit in it, you own it! If you " what " in it????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navin R Johnson Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 here he is outta rehab...after a little "enhancement" surgery @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandma Caprio Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 You know what they say about squirrels with big nuts... @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navin R Johnson Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 You know what they say about squirrels with big nuts... @ no what???? big trees???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debbers84 Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 no what???? big trees???? OH OH OH I KNOW I KNOW I think it means they have big feet, Or something like that I heard that through the great vine........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted April 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 OH OH OH I KNOW I KNOW I think it means they have big feet, Or something like that I heard that through the great vine........ I wear size 7 shoes, and my grandmother's hands were bigger than mine! You can't really draw any conclusions from that. My gym teacher in high school called me "Winkie"...he liked giving out the pet names! @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 OH OH OH I KNOW I KNOW I think it means they have big feet, Or something like that I heard that through the great vine........ Trust me, there's no correlation. @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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