suewhit Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 sue a beggar, get a louse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 But don't worry,he'll be back. Cause sooner or later the hogs gotta shit too! Thats ausome because that was her responce when he came home and we'd look at her like What the hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 How about crazier then a shit house rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
football coach Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Start livin or start dyin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 When we were kids and would ask my mom where dad was she would say "He went to shit and the hogs ate him up" now that is one classy woman. is it any wonder you are divorced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 I didn't hear this until awhile ago. I love this one: "The chickens have come home to roost." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whyfor Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 "You sound like a sh*t salesman with a mouthful of samples" @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Opinions are like a**holes....everyone has got one and most of them stink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighteyes Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 My Uncle always used to say when we heard about someone getting a divorce - "The ass run away with the brain". and another one "Don't know what is wrong with the kids, me and the wife are both smart". Another one my husband used to hear when he was a kid - "Don't go outside without your hat - you'll catch pneumonia." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 How about crazier then a shit house rat. I still use that one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighteyes Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 How about "That smell would drive a dog off a gut wagon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 How about- I am drier then a popcorn fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brighteyes Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 I was real shy when I was a young girl and my Grandfather would always say "Still waters run deep". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 "There are no victims, only volunteers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 213 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 From bald men - Grass can't grow on a busy street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 How about "Homlier than a bagful of as * h * * * s, with the cute ones picked out" @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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