Guest Interested Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Older folks sometimes have these witty little sayings that are completely hilarious. When it is in a downpour rain my Dad always say's- "It is like a tall cow pissing on a flat rock out there". I swear he could write a book on these. Anyone else got any funny little phrases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jimmy the greek Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Older folks sometimes have these witty little sayings that are completely hilarious. When it is in a downpour rain my Dad always say's- "It is like a tall cow pissing on a flat rock out there". I swear he could write a book on these. Anyone else got any funny little phrases? This op is a real moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 When we were kids and would ask my mom where dad was she would say "He went to shit and the hogs ate him up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 SOME DAYS YOUR THE BUG AND SOMEDAYS THE WINDSHIELD ..................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 When we were kids and would ask my mom where dad was she would say "He went to shit and the hogs ate him up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Never met a woman i wouldn't marry ... just haven't met one to marry me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Thats what I said. Imagine being 10 and hearing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Thats what I said. Imagine being 10 and hearing that. That's pretty scary!!! @ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.S. Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Don't forget to clean the potatoes out of ur ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabster Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 When I was young, every morning my mother would come to wake me up and as I was stretching she'd say "if you stretch a mile, you'll have to walk back". Could explain some of my issues today.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSven Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Don't do that or you'll go blind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger I should be Hulk Hogan by now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 "your "deleteds" are all grass and the first exam is the lawnmower" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest-Kirkwood Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Evil to him who evil thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Your first inclinations are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Swing Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 I think that we have all heard this on.(Clean up that plate . There are kids starving in Africa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbat Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 When we were kids and would ask my mom where dad was she would say "He went to shit and the hogs ate him up" Maybe our parents were friends... I'd ask my Dad where Mom was and he'd say "She went to feed the chickens and the chickens ate her" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Guestinger Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 "That's like 20lbs of s**t in a 10lb bag" Always liked that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeepGuy Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 "You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Older folks sometimes have these witty little sayings that are completely hilarious. When it is in a downpour rain my Dad always say's- "It is like a tall cow pissing on a flat rock out there". I swear he could write a book on these. Anyone else got any funny little phrases? Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Maybe our parents were friends... I'd ask my Dad where Mom was and he'd say "She went to feed the chickens and the chickens ate her" You could be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhit Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 my daddy was pretty good at getting us kids{10 of us} to work anytime any one of us was sick he'd say "Exersize will cure that" and ya know we did feel alot better after doing the chores a lil' work wont kill ya but a mad daddy might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rereun Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 When we were kids and would ask my mom where dad was she would say "He went to shit and the hogs ate him up" But don't worry,he'll be back. Cause sooner or later the hogs gotta shit too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointrider Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 ...busier than a one legged man at an ass kickin contest. from gramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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