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Senile Dave Harder working for Broome County Parks Dept


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Dave isn't in good health, mental or physical. He's had three heart attacks.

Here are the job specs from Broome County: https://gobroomecounty.com/sites/default/files/dept/personnel/pdfs/job specs/I-O/R287-laborer102313.pdf

Harder doesn't qualify for the position based on the requirements I've denoted in red. 

 

FULL PERFORMANCE KNOWLEDGE, SKILLS, ABILITIES AND PERSONAL CHARACTERISTICS:

Ability and willingness to perform routine physical labor; Ability to follow oral and written directions; Willingness to work in inclement weather;
Willingness to respond to emergencies and work overtime; Physical strength and endurance;

Physical condition commensurate with the demands of the position.

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Does every municipality in our area have a leaf collector except for City of Binghamton? 

You know they won't let us put the leaves in bags anymore, they have to be in cans. I don't understand why everything has to be the hard way around here.

We're not getting any younger Mayor Kraham! 

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2 hours ago, ginger said:

Does every municipality in our area have a leaf collector except for City of Binghamton? 

You know they won't let us put the leaves in bags anymore, they have to be in cans. I don't understand why everything has to be the hard way around here.

We're not getting any younger Mayor Kraham! 

That’s horrible 

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