Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Do you wise BCVers have any thoughts on where you should go if you want to find a Lover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Any bar after 11pm. By then their all drunk and everything looks good, til morning that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Your dad's! Love, Elton John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 See you at the giant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Simmons Rockwell in Elmira..I hear there's a salesman there who's looking for one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrapyouincold Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 a bucket of lard and your right hand............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 a bucket of lard and your right hand.............And a knit pot holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 And a knit pot holder. A pot holder is a must! I have a blue one I call Julia...she has great legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 A pot holder is a must! I have a blue one I call Julia...she has great legs!You sure the monkey on the loose isnt comming after Julia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Do you wise BCVers have any thoughts on where you should go if you want to find a Lover? Your mom's house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 You sure the monkey on the loose isnt comming after Julia? Bitterman, I saw that monkey alert early this morning and I called the Port Dick Police. They've been cruising my neighborhood all morning. They've set several monkey traps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Do you wise BCVers have any thoughts on where you should go if you want to find a Lover? bc voice of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Bitterman, I saw that monkey alert early this morning and I called the Port Dick Police. They've been cruising my neighborhood all morning. They've set several monkey traps.What are they useing as bait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazz Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 What are they useing as bait? Pugs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Pugs! My pugs are safe and sound. They're using Genesee Cream Ale in the green cans for traps...monkees like that. If you're approached by a monkee, don't make eye contact...or they'll hump your leg 'til they're finished and you can"t "Shout" it out. You have to throw your pants away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlinclimo Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 My pugs are safe and sound. They're using Genesee Cream Ale in the green cans for traps...monkees like that. If you're approached by a monkee, don't make eye contact...or they'll hump your leg 'til they're finished and you can"t "Shout" it out. You have to throw your pants away!Oh great drunk horney monkees in Hillcrest. Im staying on Airport RD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest country girl Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 My pugs are safe and sound. They're using Genesee Cream Ale in the green cans for traps...monkees like that. If you're approached by a monkee, don't make eye contact...or they'll hump your leg 'til they're finished and you can"t "Shout" it out. You have to throw your pants away! Gross. You have quite an imagination Sleepless. You are very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pelo Honey Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 they'll hump your leg 'til they're finished and you can"t "Shout" it out. Eeewww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Gross. You have quite an imagination Sleepless. You are very funny. I wish my wife felt that way. I wouldn't be sitting here alone right now on a Saturday afternoon! Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mulligan Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 wegman's frozen foods section. You'll find some nice hotties there. Just keepin it real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 My pugs are safe and sound. They're using Genesee Cream Ale in the green cans for traps...monkees like that. If you're approached by a monkee, don't make eye contact...or they'll hump your leg 'til they're finished and you can"t "Shout" it out. You have to throw your pants away! I used to have a pug and my wife took it with her when she moved out. SIH, do you pugs snort and blow snot at you like mine did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I can tell ya where NOT to go. Dont go to your store or office or restaurant or anywhere that ya work and find a lover there. I know too many people who are lovin on their employer or employee and its not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I wish my wife felt that way. I wouldn't be sitting here alone right now on a Saturday afternoon! Thanks. I guess if she did you would not have to worry about making WEEKLY trip to the dollar store for those pot holders, now would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepless in Hillcrest Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I used to have a pug and my wife took it with her when she moved out. SIH, do you pugs snort and blow snot at you like mine did? They rub pug snot and eye goop on my pants all day long, But they are love bugs and I wouldn't trade them for the world. Some of them require cleaning of their"pug crack", the crease between their eyes, and half of them require eye drops or ointment daily...small price to pay for all the love you get. Right now my major concern is my 14 year old shepherd Jasmine. She's had several strokes, and can't walk 2 feet without stumbling down this weekend. I really want her to enjoy her last summer here with us. I keep praying for her to stick around for awhile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Blue Eyes Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 I will keep Jasmine in my prayers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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